Posts Tagged ‘humor’

PERFECT PARTIES: Before the holidays, plan a party for two

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

 

MELISSA MARTIN • SPECIAL TO THE NEWS JOURNAL • NOVEMBER 10, 2010

 

Chocolate pate' and Italian sparkling wine appetizer by Melissa Martin of the Fish House.  (Ben Twingley/btwingley@pnj.com)

Chocolate pate' and Italian sparkling wine appetizer by Melissa Martin of the Fish House. (Ben Twingley/btwingley@pnj.com)

With the holidays fast approaching, we each need to take time to recognize that special someone in our lives. The two of you should take a deep breath before the holidays snowball uncontrollably, with all the family gatherings approaching. It is nice to take a little time to appreciate and recognize the value of the one you are likely going into a metaphorical battle with during the stress that accumulates this time of year. So even when he (or she) overcooks the potatoes or forgets to pick up grandma from the airport, you will be more understanding and not want to shove him (or her) into the oven along with the turkey.

The stress from the holidays can make you forget about the bigger things in life. So today, I am going to give you the recipe for an amazing party for two by creating the ultimate date night. (If my future husband is reading this: Josh, please take notes!) (more…)

She was on fire, literally. Confessions of a party planner #1

Monday, January 25th, 2010
Melissa Martin  Event Coordinator for the Great Southern Restaurant Group

Melissa Martin Event Coordinator for the Great Southern Restaurant Group

In this series, we’ll offer tips on how to plan parties. If you have questions about how to make your party a success, please feel free to ask here. 

There are a lot of funny things that happen during parties that most people never get to see. Generally, there is a good lesson to be learned. One funny story that comes to mind happened at a high school reunion that I planned. The details have been changed to protect the identity of our guests. But certainly, the person to whom this happened might read this and hopefully will understand that the story in itself is so fantastic that it bears repeating.

So, the reunion was in full force — people seeing people that they hadn’t seen in twenty years. A lot of girls who might have been wallflowers in high school have “gotten their groove on” and are rubbing it in the face of any now-chubby, formerly skinny cheerleader that will make eye contact with them. All fun stuff. One girl disappeared with a certain fella that she had pined away for so long ago. Well, they began a swift courtship at the reunion, which led to a “heavy-petting/full-on” make-out session all within a 10-minute period. Ultimately, they ended up locking themselves in the bathroom to not make a scene.Or so they thought. All of the sudden, the door flew open with the girl screaming and running out of the bathroom with her hair on fire! Seemed things got so hot and heavy that she didn’t realize she was leaning on a table lined with votive candles. Thankfully, the girl was not hurt, more scared and embarrassed. She laughs about it now and still sports a fantastic bob cut. It’s all clean fun. The lesson learned? “Be keen on where you lean.”

Read more for some helpful tips on planning a high school reunion and a chance to win one of my soon-to-be-famous party packs!    (more…)