Comments on: Confessions of a Party Planner (continued)

By: Machelle Elerson

Machelle Elerson — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:03:14 +0000

Hi I love the site it is brill

By: Melissa Kobielnik

Melissa Kobielnik — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:43:20 +0000

I used to be a bartender. By far and away the best thing I ever saw happened late one Friday night. There was a woman standing at the bar drinking alone and a guy walked over, he seemed very friendly and tried to strike up a conversation. She was offish and rude to him so evetually he gave up but before turning to leave he said “I may not be the best looking man in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.”

By: RmS

RmS — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:35:32 +0000

Me & two of my other girl friends were at a party. We were all talking to one guy, then one of my girls went over to talk to another guy and started playing with all of his zippers on his jacket and looking in them.

The guy we were talking to was looking at my friend and the zipper guy and said what is she looking for??

My quick witted friend replied: A Husband, duh!

By: My sister is going to kill me.

My sister is going to kill me. — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:09:14 +0000

I was in my step-sister’s wedding. She and her husband were both virgins saving themselves for marriage, they were both very good athletes in college so this inspired the pastor to center the ceremony around the Nike slogan, “Just do it” meaning to take the commitment of marriage seriously with all of their energy – like they did on the sports field. It was all very innocent. I was laughing on the inside and I kept it together pretty well until… The preacher closed with, Holly and Craig, remember, “Just do each other”. I nearly died laughing it was so funny but because I was standing in the wedding party in front of everyone I couldn’t laugh so I bowed my head in prayer.

By: Sha Nae Nae

Sha Nae Nae — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:53:09 +0000

I was at a wedding reception and the best man toasted that “the groom is his best both in and out of the locker room”. not sure what he was implying.

By: Melanie

Melanie — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:39:26 +0000

time for the groom to toss the garter; bride in place on the chair, groom kneels down, pushes up her dress, goes for the garter, he reaches up, and up, and up, and finally says “where is it?” “oh…found it!”

By: Brooke

Brooke — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:26:09 +0000

This is too funny! I heard this story. My friend was invited to a house party in College. He said that everyone was dressed in black leather and acting very mod and cool. He tried to start conversations but people would roll their eyes and act bored. He wondered why they even invited him. He asked for a beer and some random guy said, we only have imported – you wont like it. It was that remark that pushed him over the edge. He noticed the thermostat on the wall. He leaned on the wall and when no one was looking he turned the heat up as far as it would go and left! Haaaa haa